Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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