Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
