Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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