She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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