do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
This is the high leading the old right now
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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