I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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