was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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