I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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