Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Drake has all the answers
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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