3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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