first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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