If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think my moral compass just broke
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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