Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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