Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
