either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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