Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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