She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Randomize
