laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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