My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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