So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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