yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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