need another drink. this is the easiest way
my mouth tastes like poor choices
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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