I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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