yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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