Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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