Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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