Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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