Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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