Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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