its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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