Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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