so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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