in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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