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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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