i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
honey bunches of taint.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
