school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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