I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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