Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Everyone says I win the strip club
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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