Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
PANTIES FOUND
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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