i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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