The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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