I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need to calm my uterus...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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