he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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