All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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