have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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