THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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