Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
