can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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