So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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