Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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