hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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