your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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