Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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