Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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