the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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