Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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