if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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