He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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